72 Virgins by C “H” Martel, Satan’s Trinity
By now most of us are aware of Islam’s 72 virgins pertaining to Islam’s Whorehouse in the Sky. As disgusting as this “religious” edict may be it is also well thought out.
Only a jihadist who dies while killing an infidel (K 9:111), is awarded this blessed privilege in the Afterlife (We may be thankful Hitler or Stalin didn’t dream this up). All other Muslims, whom simply die while not killing infidels, must lie a moldering in the grave until Judgment Day. When this not-killing-at-this-time-Muslim dies he does not get the virgins.
When the jihadist arrives at the pearly gates he is issued some special food, (adumbrating Viagra) which will give him the potency of eighty men. The eighty is not arbitrary since Muhammad is believed to have had the potency of forty men.
The jihadist is then issued his 72 virgins. These are not everyday sort of virgins but “high breasted” perpetual virgins. When the jihadist is done using a virgin she is magically transformed back to the virginal state to await her next go round with our brave jihadist.
In addition to the virgins our dead warrior is also issued an unspecified number of young boys, described in the Koran as being “fair as pearls,” to also be used for sexual release by Achmed the Dead. Living Muslims are conflicted when it comes to homosexuality. Between two consenting adults the offense is punishable by death but between an adult male and a non-consenting young boy it is fine and dandy.
CH Martel is an expert on the commonalities of Hitler, Stalin and Muhammad. From the life and death of Hitler, to the life and Death of Muhammad with respect to Joseph Stalin, Satan’s Trinity is a compelling, interesting and historically relevant book that can be purchased at http://www.satanstrinity.com. To reach the author for questions, information and interviews, please contact CH Martel at email@example.com.
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