To Ejaculate or not to Ejaculate by C “H” Martel, Satan’s Trinity
The Koran, a religious book, tells us the charming story of concerns Muhammad’s warriors were having about their jihad captured women. The warriors did not want to seem ungrateful as, indeed, they were quite taken by the opportunity Allah gave them for the over-the-top supply of sex slaves that the new religion of Islam made available to them through holy writ and war.
The warriors were equally pleased that Islam gives them entrepreneurial opportunities to sell their sex slaves if they so choose. All this is good stuff but now they recognized there is a rub involved in both using the rape victims and/or selling them.
With appropriate humility the warriors sidled up to Muhammad and asked him (and we shall paraphrase here), ‘Bwana, If we use our sex girls they sometimes get pregnant and then we get a reduced price for them at the market, what should we do? Should we practice coitus interruptus?’
Muhammad, the merciful, the compassionate, sagely considered this serious conundrum effecting his troops. One of the burdens of starting one’s own religion is making up the rules about impregnated rape victims that your religion allows. However, the massive intelligence that Muhammad was endowed with permitted him to solve this problem on the fly without whistling up the Archangel Gabriel to help him decide.
“Listen guys (paraphrasing Muhammad again), don’t worry about it. Just let ‘er rip, enjoy yourselves, there will be plenty of slave girls to both use and sell.’
Whew! I’m glad we worked that one out; Islam, one of the world’s great religions.
CH Martel is an expert on the commonalities of Hitler, Stalin and Muhammad. From the life and death of Hitler, to the life and Death of Muhammad with respect to Joseph Stalin, Satan’s Trinity is a compelling, interesting and historically relevant book that can be purchased at http://www.satanstrinity.com. To reach the author for questions, information and interviews, please contact CH Martel at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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